Bazza
Blames migrants for everything. Loves every single one he’s met.
He blames migrants for everything. He’s always wrong.
Bazza reckons migrants are ruining the country. Then the chef next door cooks his brekkie, a nurse fixes his knee, and his daughter brings home a bloke from Blacktown. Written by migration lawyer Adam Khaze.
Sound on. 5 seconds. AI voices.
Three episodes on opening night, then a new one every night at 7.30 pm. Times are Sydney time.
POV: your uncle at every barbie.
Bazza booked his favourite Chinese restaurant for a meeting about protecting Australia from foreign influences.
The housing crisis is a national disgrace. Bazza owns three houses.
The 482 chef lost his job. Guess where he lives now.
The 482 chef is becoming Australian. Bazza failed the practice test.
Bazza thinks it’s a visa marriage. He’s the witness.
Bazza is exposing the migrant bludger. From his ute. At 5.30 am.
Terry needed a head chef. Bazza applied. The toast did not survive.
Bev runs “Concerned Locals of Manly Vale”. Today: a suspicious van with foreign plates.
Bazza’s family, his mates, and the people he’s sure are the problem.
Blames migrants for everything. Loves every single one he’s met.
Has heard it all before. Usually at the barbie.
A job, a deposit and twelve failed rental inspections.
Cooks Bazza’s brekkie. Lost his job, then moved in.
Since she arrived, Bazza has never eaten better.
Fixed Bazza’s knee. At her tribunal hearing, he was her very loud support person.
Needs points for a skilled visa. Bazza scored himself. Zero.
His visa ran out three weeks ago. He was in a hammock.
Born here. Bazza still asks where he’s really from.
Needed a head chef. Bazza applied. The toast did not survive.
Runs the neighbourhood Facebook group. Has concerns.
Plays himself. A real migration lawyer, which Bazza finds very annoying.
Bazza loves migrants! (No I don’t!) He loves every single one he’s met. He just hates the ones he hasn’t met yet.
Music and voices made with ElevenLabs AI.
Bazza Loves Migrants is written by Adam Khaze, a migration lawyer who has been helping people through Australia’s visa system since 2009. He has heard every Bazza line there is. Now Bazza has to hear the answers.
The jokes are on Bazza. The law in each episode is real, and each post explains it in the caption. That’s general information only, not legal advice.